Dear Grade 3 Class,
I’d like to share with you a story that begins in Calgary, a
cowboy town in southern Alberta, Canada. In a city surrounded
by wheat fields and mountains that reach into the heavens, a small
boy named Jacob Plamondon was born. From early on, his parents recognized
him as a special kid and it was not long before someone else also saw potential
in Jacob. As it turned out, there was a
group of people who had been waiting a long time for Jacob to come of age.
It was in May
of 2013 that Jacob's father got a call from The Shield, a global crime
fighting unit. They told Jacob’s Dad
that they wanted to recruit Jacob as its newest superhero member. They said
that Jacob was “The Fun” and that he would be known in The Shield as Jake the
Snake. Yes you heard right, he was not “The One” like Neo in the Matrix or
Harry Potter. He was “The Fun”. The Shield had determined that in order to be
more successful in their fight against crime, they had to find a way to prevent
crime, instead of fighting it and to avoid kids turning into super villains in
the first place. Jake the Snake was the
answer.
His smile can pierce through the coldest of hearts;
He can defeat the most evil genius with the smelliest of
farts;
His mountain of stuffies - a prison of comfortable cuteness
unbearable to the angriest villain; and
His excitement and positivity will attract fun loving kids
to build a legion
The Shield wanted to send Jake the Snake to Singapore. They had determined that there was a critical
mass of kids moving to Singapore from all points around the globe who would be
capable together of defeating evil once and for all. What they needed was “The Fun” to spread fun
throughout Singapore, encouraging kids to be positive global role models for
their return to their home countries around the world. Wielding warm smiles, soft stuffies,
positivity and smelly farts, this legion of global crime fighters would defeat
evil once and for all.
So now you all know that among you sits the greatest of all
super heroes…”The Fun” Jake the Snake, who was sent here to Singapore to
recruit an army of friends with a shared vision. It’s up to you now to decide to join “The
Fun” to defeat evil by laughing and smiling and enjoying everything you do,
just as he does.
Congratulations Jake, on being student of the week.
Have Fun,
Jake’s Mom and Dad
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